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Jokes ka Pitara(English)

The Best English Jokes
This requires lot of humor knowledge to understand ....... And here we go


1.

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."



2.

My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”
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We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.



3.

A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
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The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.” 

4.

Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
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Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

5.An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."


6.

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”


7.

I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.



 8.

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.


9.

An Eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”
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The friend replies “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”

10.

A mother asks her son: "Anton, do you think I’m a bad mom?"
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Son: "My name is Paul."

11.

Doctor: You're obese.
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Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.
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Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

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